So I gave myself a black eye. With makeup of course. I posted it on facebook to see if people would find it believable with the story being that I tripped over my dogs coming up the back steps and face planted on a standing ashtray. If you know me then you know the story is entirely plausible and no one really questioned it, with the exception of Lil E who immediately knew it was makeup because "the sclera and iris were to potent to have had trauma". Dang medical training! Anyway, what do you think?